Wine’s Inversion of Effort

Posted by admin on January 31st, 2008

I'm pretty stressed out these days. My favorite metaphor for stress has got to be those incredible acrobats that get all those plates spinning on the end of their sticks, and then have to keep them spinning through contortions, contrivance, and concentration. Spinning plates, balls in the air, irons in the fire. Sometimes it seems like we're all bumping up against the limits of what our little brains can manage.

The reasons for my stress are all the usual excuses -- a surfeit of work coupled with a general tendency to be more responsible than I should, multiplied by a personal commitment to blog regularly.

I guess I should consider myself lucky, however, that the source of my blogging passion is also the source of some relief from the stress. There's nothing quite like pulling a cork and sitting down in a few stolen moments to a quiet glass of wine.

Those first aromas waft upwards from the glass and smooth the ruffled feathers of immediate concerns, and the silky textures in the mouth do their best to caress away those voices that constantly remind of more important things to be doing. Wine practically forces us to slow down -- not just because the appreciation of its complex flavors and aromas require a certain meditation.

As I savored my few mouthfuls this evening after a somewhat hurriedly digested meal, I was struck at the... irony, I guess you'd call it, that a drink so calming and contemplative derives from so much work. If I push myself, I can see in the layers of aromas (and the complex phenolics that make them up) an analogue to the hundreds of hands and hours that shepherded fruit through its transformation to wine, but it's almost easier for me to appreciate the labor that has gone into wine for the opposite forces it exerts on my own body. The intense forces and energy of wine's production become persuasions to relaxation, respite, and even sleep through a process that I can only equate to alchemy.

I think this is something that we humans have always understood about wine. Certainly in its earliest days, wine required so much work, not only to produce and harvest the crops for its production, but also to simply keep it from turning to vinegar. But or thousands of years, we have made the effort, knowing that the results would be, according to the yet unwritten laws of physics, equal and opposite. Perhaps this is why Roman legions away at war were paid (and sometimes pacified in their unrest) with wine. It is most certainly why poor emigrants throughout history included vines among their scant, treasured possessions required to forge a new life somewhere else. No matter what happens, wine offers us a unique comfort.

There are a lot of magical things about wine, but tonight as I savored the results of a struggle that began when a vine first strained for moisture in hard, stony soil, all I could think of was the beauty of that energy transformed into the momentary stillness of my own mind and thought. It was most certainly a gift worth savoring. At least until my cellphone rang.

Progress OR Stagnation: It’s Your Choice!

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

From personal experience and theoretical research I have come to the following conclusions:

  • Smoking is a "necessary evil" for achieving RESULTS;

  • Alcohol is an "unnecessary evil" for promoting LAZINESS;

Together they form a good balance between
PRODUCTIVITY & HEALTHY ESCAPISM
(in moderation, of course);

Bush Enlists Alcohol Past in New Cause

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

The New York Times
January 30, 2008

BALTIMORE (Reuters) — President Bush reflected on his battle with alcohol abuse on Tuesday, acknowledging that he once drank too much.

Mr. Bush was trying to showcase the religion-based service programs that have been a heavily criticized initiative of his.

Mr. Bush, who gave up alcohol at 40, spoke on a visit to the Jericho program here. It is run by the Episcopal Community Services of Maryland, which helps released prisoners re-enter the workforce.

“Addiction is hard to overcome,” Mr. Bush said. “As you might remember, I drank too much at one time in my life.”

The president....

Read the rest:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/30/us/
30bush.html

Eleven Tips for Better Tasting Semen

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

Here are 11 simple do’s and don’ts to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:


1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:
Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

6. Cut red meat consumption this is one of the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey. Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!

7. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have high sulfur content.

8. Don't buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

9. Parsley, wheat grass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

10. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

11. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste. visit http://www.u-gotcash.com

Tumba Induced Rebellion

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

Today is the Martyrs' Day. Every year this date, we Nepali people celebrate this day honoring all those hero and immortals who gave their lives for the country, for democracy during the Rana regime, 2017, 2047 and 2063 B.S.

Incidentally, today, it's freaking cold. And I never had Tumba. I have heard others say - tumba khaney, ani jeu tato garney! I never cared what they were saying, until today. I had this urge from deep down inside my belly to get drunk and get completely wasted. And as they say "mausaam le challenge garya cha aaja". It's around 3.30 PM, I am at the office room and thinking about getting drunk. Crazy!

Why not, in the name of Martyrs, drink Tumba and get drunk and get super wasted.

News Flash:

Prime Minister released a statement. And they went to the Martyr's Memorial at Lainchowr and paid homage to the martyrs by throwing a bunch of garlands and flowers. Some also went to Shahidgate. Salutes, flowers, abir, photos and news.

I am still thinking about drinking Tumba, getting drunk and getting total knock. I start WinAmp on the computer, browse and find a perfect song. Sepultura's Amen. Sepultura has always been my favourite band (well, until their un-heroic musical demise after Max Cavalera left the band). Amen is the perfect song for today. Some years ago, I knew the lyrics to the whole Chaos AD album, but today, I took help of darklyrics.com, and here's the lyrics.

Terror raids the land
To ashes we'll be sent
In the name of God - Lives cast away

Martyrdom of myself
Armageddon comes
In the name of God - Not one more dead

Fire blasting, cutting edge
Children burn in flames
In the name of God - We're going insane

Let us die
You don't realize
This is the time
God's sacrifice

Leaving behind
Lesson in hate
In the name of God - We're all dead
Burn!

(Amen, Sepultura - Chaos AD, 1993)

I just love the lyrics and fits in perfectly for Nepal's situation (may be for all the struggling countries).

Tragedy is not that all those gave their lives away - tragedy is that the Gods are still living, reigning supreme - with total power in their hands. Power seems to have different shapes and sizes, I have not been able to quite understand.

The feeling of drinking Tumba has just got stronger. I need to get drunk, need to get completely wasted. Screw everything. Let me see if I can work properly even when I am drunk. Today's experiment.

I am blasting the whole Chaos AD - Sepultura used to be awesome. I love all of their albums right from Bestial Devastations to Roots.

Today, the SPA (seven party alliance) is also holding its final joint mass meeting in Birgunj. All the leaders of the seven parties are to address the meeting. Security has been intensified as several bomb blasts around the area and in Bara and Parsa districts have been reported. One of the major armed agitating groups of Terai, the Janatantrik Terai Mukti Morcha, led by Jwala Singh, has taken the responsibility of the bombing. (By the way, earlier at the newsroom, we had a cruel laugh at the word "beefed up". Beefed up re.. why not chickened up, muttoned up, lambed up, buffed up! That was funny.) But that was two hours ago. The Gods must be still addressing the mass meeting. I am sure they must have mentioned the "contributions of all the martyrs" for the country and democracy. Gods on the stage!

May be the problem is, we have too many a Gods! Our religion has 2 millions (or billions) of them. Our blessed country and politics has hundreds - many in the Hills, some in the Terai (and growing). Blessed people we are!

And while all of them are putting on a huge fake show, I am getting out of this place to a nearby "bhatti" with Dipesh (our photographer at NPA).

I am really excited as this is the first time I am going to drink Tumba, get drunk (hopefully) and get completely wasted (oh please, I really want to). Jai Martyrs, Jai Desh, Jai Prajatantra - this is my time for Tumba Rebellion.

What’s the Deal?

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

What is with all of the anti alcohol stories in the news today?

This guy is arrested for selling collector bottles of Jack Daniels. Seriously, aren't there things that government should be worrying about?

 The President is sober. Something about a "higher power." Maybe weed? Probably coke. Possibly whip-its.

This no talent actress (Sean Taylor) heckles some guy I've never heard of (Julian Schnabel) at some award show I never saw. Who cares about this? Comedians get heckled all the time.

DUI's on a lawn mower. The guy just needed to get to the liquor store. What's wrong with cutting a little grass on the way?

The news really needs to lighten up on the anti alcohol stories. I know it's a slow news day and all, but geeze, leave us drinkers out of it.

Deco dio positivo en alcoholemia

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

El volante portugués Deco dio positivo por alcoholemia hace dos semanas. El control, realizado en una céntrica calle de la ciudad condal, arrojó que el jugador presentaba 0,36 miligramos por litro, superior a lo permitido (0,25).

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Cheapest Bar in Town

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

Blakk Frogg says, "One good turn deserves another, so turn around, go to the bar, and get me a beer!"

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent," said the barman.

"One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?!?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."


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How well do you know booze, James?

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

I can't get the graphic that goes with this fun quiz to display; I don't know why. Something in Wordpress I think. But click the link to see how well you know alcholic beverages.

95%ALCOHOLIC

Baby Steps, Dress Size Down

Posted by admin on January 30th, 2008

I haven't been able to blog for a bit and I haven't been concentrating on getting healthy.  But I have gone down a dress size, so I'm happy with that.  How?

Some very small simple things.  I haven't been eating less and I haven't been exercising more.  I have been eating breakfast, I have been drinking water and I haven't been drinking alcohol as frequently as before. 

Eating breakfast:  It's so important.  I know people say it all the time but it really has made a big difference in my eating habits.  Never mind the fact that I have more energy throughout the day.  I'm full for longer so I'm less hungry and probably less likely to pig out in the evenings.   As long as I eat something, I'm okay.  I really recommend this if you don't do it already.  I get quite lethargic and it takes me a while to wake up if I haven't had breakfast.

Drinking water:  I'm still not drinking enough but it is making a difference.  My skin feels better, I'm more on top of things than before and it really is contributing to how hungry I feel every day.  They say when you are dehydrated, you mistake the feeling for hunger pangs and I completely agree.  My best tip is to drink mouthfuls of water while eating a meal.  It helps to fill you up quicker, keeps you hydrated and stops you from reaching for seconds.

Drinking less alcohol:  I have bad habits when I drink.  Never mind that the alcohol itself is calorific, but I eat a lot of snacks and fast food when I drink.  I feel constantly peckish no matter how much I eat and somehow all of those bags of crisps/chips just seem to vanish into thin air.  I definitely snack a lot less when I don't drink.  I'm pretty sure my stomach is somewhat flatter too.


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