Wine around the world

I have pulled a lot of boners in my short 29 years .. and when I say boners I mean brain farts, which is my version of a Donnaism. I have common sense, I do .. but sometimes, that just flies out the window leaving me used and abused. And today was no different. No, I pulled a great big boner, leaving my face *and dignity* a bit red.

I've been fighting a sinus infection for about a week now, and it has decided to take refuge on the left side of my face. It has left me swollen and nasal, where bending over makes my head feel like it's about to implode. It's painful and aggravating, and it . just . won't . leave . me . alone.

I was told to put a heating pad on it. Well I didn't want to put a heating pad over my entire face, so I thought about it .. stewing over what I could possibly use instead of a heating pad. And I then I remembered this little hottie of a deal that I got from the latest sex toy party I went to .. it's a handheld massager that heats up. It gets rather hot to the touch, but I didn't think anything of it as I placed it on my face.

I laid down, and it did feel pretty good. It didn't make me soil my panties as the package had promised, but it made my face feel good.

I woke up an hour later . . with this thing still on me face. I suppose I shouldn't have gone to sleep *eek!*

My cheek was a bit sore to the touch, and it felt like I had received a really bad sunburn in mid-July. I looked in the mirror and was freaking amazed that not only was my face swollen, but it looked like I had one huge hickey on the left side of my face. I gasped. I laughed. I gasped again. I looked at it really close up. Giggled some more. I know it's not funny, but jeezus shit, it was already done. There was nothing I could do about it, but wait to see if the redness goes away.

Five hours later .. it still hasn't.

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Oh, and by the way .. I used that massager the proper way, the way it was intended, and it does make one soil their panties. It's a keeper. However, there should be a warning on the package: Do not use on face .. only on cunt.