Recipe for Adolescence

Ingredients:
3 cups peer pressure
1 quart depression
4 ounces morality
2 cups alcohol
1 cup sex
1 cup drugs
1 gallon insecurity

Directions:
Mix all ingredients in bowl. Preheat oven to 110 degrees farenheight. Bake for 13 years

Yield:
Makes 2 million American youths