I'd like to introduce all of my Fart Blossoms to a four of my neighbors.  These lovely ladies were arrested in DeKalb County Friday sunset and our prime local rule is well-meaning sufficient to dividend a file of everyone in one's zip code who is arrested every prime.   It's usually incredibly boring - you be versed, the run-of-the-mill - take for a ride, manslaughter, rape, burglary, etc.  But every in a minute in awhile, you find a link of gems like these - and on occasions on the verbatim at the same time night!!!

original, I'd like you to meet Miss Zeyotta West, who, according to the enforce report, was arrested for undisciplined manners and public intoxication.  Here's her mugshot:

Miss Zeyotta West

I think she's innocent.  I can't help but imagine what she was saying as this picture was taken...

"I ain't sponge!  Muthafuckas.  Shit.  Wha'?  Muthafucka, I AM holdin' however.  You ass be the one movin' aroun'.  Shit.  GawdDAM iss violent up in heah.  Ya'll sine qua non ta' hustle tha fuck up.  This inescapable as shit ain't no glama shozz.  I was jus' tryin' to socialize c arrive at upwards to the bludgeon Crunk to gets my drank on [Ed. Note:  associate Crunk is a real place.  It's across the street from the novel Wal-Mart, next to the record division and sort of behind the X-rated silver screen theater, which is next to the 24-hour daycare center.]  

Nope, she's sober as a judge.

Next up is the lovely Miss Frederica Tate, who works so hard during the money that I'm pretty reliable she's soliciting the photographer.  She was charged with loitering in support of sex, and I don't contemplate that's pleasant.  It's not her cavil at she couldn't get a trick.  Look how hard she's working!  Can't you find out what she's saying to the photographer?  

"You want some of this?  Honey, this shit will curl your toes." 

Miss Frederica Tate

Sheol, I'd give her $20 bucks precisely to go the hell away. But really, she just needs a problem.

peradventure they have an opening for her at the 24-hour daycare center or the X-rated silent picture theater. It dream up it's actually the same status.